Eating at the "Dangling Diner"

Performing oral sex on a male. "dangling" is a reference to the male genitalia "at rest".

We were going out for dinner and a movie. We ended up "eating at the "dangling diner"".

by pugwamp April 9, 2009

eat my feelings

To consume large amounts of good food when feeling really emotional.

"Why are you buying so many brownies?"
"I'm going to eat my feelings."
"Bad break up?"
*muffled answer, face stuffed with baked chocolate*

by CreativePianoFlower March 17, 2016

Jesus Eat World

A little known Christian band that make sfun of Jimmy Eat World. Someone will probably delete this thinking it's a fake group then shit themselves the next day when they here J.E.W. on XM Radio.

I never thought I would see the day. It's as big of a surprise as the Beastie Boys were.

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

eat your face

Term for the one you are madly in love

Means: kiss you intensly, show love

I'm gunna eat your face when I see you!

by Courtney92 September 27, 2012

eat my cookie

lick the pussy. to do oral sex to female.

Alex told David to eat my cookie and she taste his milk for free.

by Manny-Z December 5, 2011

eat my dick

to ask a fellow human to eat and/or suck on your penis

man1- eat my dick
man2- okay!
man1- oh shit
man3- WHOA what's going on HERE

by thomas the train engine November 7, 2006

salad eating bitch

The type of girl you take out on a date who sits quietly, orders a salad, and shuts the fuck up. Many times, nothing is more infuriating than the quiet, salad eating bitch sitting in the booth of the Ruby Tuesday's, eating the Mandarin Chicken salad.

The kind of bitch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.

Not a sexist term; see salad eating bastard

Yo, I took Sandy out to Applebees, but she turned out to be one of them salad eating bitches. Now I'm out 10 bucks.

by Wraen August 2, 2007