Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.

I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Condom joke

When you tell a joke about your scrotum

Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023

Concocktion

A tale a transgender person uses to con or mislead a male to believe they are of the opposite sex.

He used an elaborate concocktion to con him into believing he had no cock.

by Bobby Fissure June 12, 2023

Concocious

A form of verbal dyslexia where you use a completely different word in a sentence.

'Why did I just say that? oh, I'm being so concocious today.

by jomcmo July 8, 2023

cognomt

when something doesn't make any sense. (cog = thinking power, nomt = has been eaten)

thats cognomt

by cognommer July 15, 2023

Condoeugagous

(con-doy-ga-juss) adjective -

That feeling when you're feeling good is the best way round it and you feel good again and it will go away after that but you can feel it again so you know how it goes but you have a feeling that you're feeling it and it's not that bad but you have the feeling.

"I was feeling very condoeugagous today."

by shojio July 16, 2023

Chongos

Insult used against the Varrio longos 13, hispanic gangs in Long Beach. Mostly used by rival members such as the Tiny Raskal Gang

Sounds like the chongos were getting whooped and had to call backup!

by Cocobussin September 1, 2023