coffee cursed

That doomed feeling when you have a craving for coffee while you are trying to fall asleep.

David had insomnia and stayed up all night because he was coffee cursed. He knew that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep unless he cured his craving, meanwhile knowing that coffee would also keep him awake. It was a lose-lose situation.

by nightlover November 4, 2012

bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life

harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.

by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021

Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

Coffee Ninja

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...

P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity

by Birbados November 21, 2021

Hot Coffee mod

The third-party mod that gives sexual contents to otherwise family-friendly games like "The Sims"

After installing the Hot Coffee mod, The Sims went from a family-friendly game to something that would make my parents blush!

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

Children's coffee

Indigestion

My toilet won't flush all full of the children's coffee

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

coffee ride

when you do unexplainable things with a boy that can't be told

"I had the best coffee ride with him, but I can't go into any details."

by coffeegal69 October 18, 2008