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Charlie is the biggest dick you will ever meet. He is annoying. He thinks he is smart and everyone likes him but no one likes him and he is dumb. Don't listen to anything he says. He will try to bring you down. Don't let it happen. He wants to be the devil.
Random person: I hate Charlie!
Charlie by Nerd_98 December 13, 2017
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A cute boy with a beautiful smile and a huge, luscious bum. Usually has a small chode but makes up for it with his large, firm behind. Whenever he walks down the road he makes all the gay boys go wild, as they desperately try to hide their massive stiffies. They have to stay with their imagination though, as his sexuality is still not confirmed and is assumed to be straight.
Gay boy 1:Oh my god! Look at that Charlie!
Gay boy 2: aaaah I have a boner
Charlie by Bigboy76767676 May 9, 2018

Charliece 

a person that is a person
"do you know charliece?"
Charliece by the web expert March 21, 2018
the type of person to be a player. He meets girls wherever he goes. he will have many failed relationships. he is known for being the guy who is a cat caller. He's secretive, lying scumbag! bit of a flirter. loves his rock bands. loves his laxatives. he loves his guitar more then his girlfriends.
oh that charlie ugh! stay away!
charlie by X_ev_X September 2, 2018
The most cynical, argumentative, flawed guy on the planet. he is secretly very depressed will never ask for help even though they constantly feel like they're drowning. They usually have an above average intelligence. CHARLIES will often write poetry and are really tall. if you find a CHARLIE keep him close, he will never lie, always support you, and even make you laugh at the darkest of things.
Man, he is such a CHARLIE!
CHARLIE by Beacon Highschool Body November 8, 2018

Charlie Hedblow 

The Charlie Hedblow is a ludricous office sex act whereupon the female partner instructs the gentleman to Paint Her Like One of His French Girls. So he draws a big beard upon her face, and wraps a turban around her head. At this point she starts seducing him with some dirty French, whispering "je suis Charlie" into his ear. He proceeds to gag Charlie with his pulsating pencil penis by having her give him a blowy. This gagging act makes him more excited and empowered than ever. So he drops his trousers, drawing his weapon from his front pocket in the office, and shouts "Muhammad, peas be upon you". He proceeds to ejaculate rounds of fuckjuice all over her face shouting "Allah Uh Ackbar" all over the towel on her drawn on beardy head. A year later candles are lit in Telford in memory of this momentous occasion.
Oi you French slag, gizza Charlie Hedblow for 5 euros
Charlie Hedblow by Crimzon Clotter November 24, 2018
A great guy. He really likes beautiful girls who are talented, funny, and cool. He really likes them if they are named Maya. He wants to make her laugh and feel happy, and will even make an urban dictionary entry to do so.
God, He is such a charlie, and whose that girl he is with... oh right it’s maya
Charlie by CPB29 November 30, 2018