left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021

left me

my dad when i was born

im gonna go get milk

left me

by some-dictionary-guy January 24, 2021

Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...

"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!

by Handy ManWell February 5, 2021

Left Turn Olympics

Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.

I went to the Left Turn Olympics to drink beer in the sun and see wrecks!

by Sonicbo0mz February 14, 2021

one rose left standing

When one rose is still alive and the others he/she gave you are not, it tells you that person is the one.

“He got me some roses for my birthday a few weeks ago and there is one rose left standing.”
“Omg. He’s the one.”

by Jennajadewilsonboi February 23, 2021

My left testical

My left testical is the left testical of the of the so called cock.My left testical is also the minorities way to say that looks like my left nut pocket

A:Lets play ark survival
B:Yay let's be My left testical

by The nut doctor March 10, 2021

swing left handed

Gay or gayeee
Bisexual mostly bull dike!

Tell your homie she better quit, I don't swing left handed!

by MeMonchie March 12, 2021