bump and shuffle

A less dynamic form of "hit and run."

Friend 1: "Dude, I was a little buzzed last night so I accidentally had a bump and shuffle."
Friend 2: "Did you get caught?"
Friend 1: "Nah, the guy just woke up and spilled his coffee."

by Football Addict March 21, 2010

bushido bump

Snorting cocaine off a samurai sword

I blasted a line of cocaine off a samurai sword at a raging party last night , I’m a samurai now that I’ve done a bushido bump

by Ryan’s full of it March 12, 2023

Stump bumping

When a man inserts a chard or meth into his penis for a rock hard erection.

J loves to stump bumping before masterbating

by V193 September 27, 2020

bumping belts

A sexual orientation that is conducted by hips, touching hips. When fully enveloped in the deed.

After some drinks, we began bumping belts

by KnightHawk29 February 13, 2024

bump

bitch your mouth tangent

josh you are a bump

by 444jay April 26, 2023

Bumping Boochies

When two men rub their assholes together.

I’m planning on Bumping Boochies with Danny tonight

by Letterstore February 14, 2022

Humpty Bumps

A lifetime diagnosis resulting from roll in the hay with the town bicycle, your mom, Trina from down the block, etc characterized by occasional flare ups of “fun bubbles” full of disease in the nether regions - tldr- genital herpes

“Little Ron caught himself a nasty case of the humpty bumps down at your moms house and can’t get himself a dose of the Valtrex til next week- got himself more blisters than Usain Bolt on marathon Monday”

by TallulahTabasco132 February 4, 2022