brown fog

The imaginary aura of odor around someone when they smell like ass.

God damnit, Randon is carrying the brown fog again! That must be 35 hobo power!

by Nate of Fate February 25, 2009

Brown treasure

Treasure found deep in the cavernous anal region of the human wasteland. Most often brown, soft to the touch and warm with a distinct odour which some may find distasteful.

Can be used as a means to subtly convince your girlfriend that poo is a fun thing to play with.

Also known as poo.

Lynne: "why do you like my bum so much?"
Craig: "Cos thats where i find the brown treasure"

by Mr Craig and Miss Lynne October 16, 2008

The Brown Squid

A act of fore play where the woman takes her hand and sticks her thumb up the mans anus and uses her other fingers to wrap around the mans testicles, moving them like tentacles on a squid.

Donald is getting the brown squid tonight by his new wife.

by 1DrunkSmurf December 19, 2013

Brown Cum

When you and a girl are having brutal anal sex so when you cum she shits on your dick which covers your dick in cum and shit

Damn yesterday there was brown cum all over my dick

by Logan boden November 3, 2016

Brown pickle

Another term used for poop. Can also be used to describe pooping.

I have to go make a brown pickle.

by Snotpillowzombie December 8, 2016

Brown clown

Brown clown is a heroin/brown user who is constantly in a nod/half sleep state,where they can't control/account for their actions and look fucking retarded.

Hey look at that sorry ass brown clown,they are so loaded I think they shit themselves. That brown clown is drooling everywhere, haha that brown clown just burned themselves with their cigarette again, that brown clown is so pathetic they can't even move.

by Filthy(425) January 11, 2018

Brown Boxing

When you take a shit and try to inhale all of the shit particles.

Mom: Knock knock* Honey are you okay in there?
Me: Aww sorry mah I'm just brown boxing right nawh. Can you like, come back later SNIFF*?
Mom: Wtf.

by Ieatpumpkins March 19, 2020