green coffee

An early-morning toke; wake-n-bake. What a stoner will have in the morning, in lieu or with the black stuff. Having the right blend of green coffee is sure to jolt you up and set you off for a mellow morning.

Dude 1 Dude, that bitch is so fucking cranky in the morning. How do you tolerate it?

Dude 2 Sneak in some green coffee before brushing the teeth and I'm good to go.

by surfer--- April 15, 2008

Green Penismen

Another name for Creepers in Minecraft.

Dude 1: What did you get from that cave?

Dude 2: I got some stone, some iron ore, some coal, and som- *BOOM!* FAAAK! Just got killed by a Green Penismen, and now i gotta get my stuff again.. Goddammit! -_-

by ROFLcycle January 12, 2014

Draymond Green

calling a time-out in game 6 of the Finals when you have none

Man that was a real Draymond Green that cost us the game.

by Urban dictionary 😄😄😄😄 June 13, 2019

ghetto green

affectionate term for Evergreen High School.
referring to the torn up former building, that has since been remodeled.

dude, the game at ghetto green was sick.

by hahaINKMAN January 30, 2009

green tube

garcia y vegas, that come in a green tube, type of cigar used to role blunts, that mary jane is placed into.

Danielle-Dude im so sick of dutches
Kelly- lets go to the deli and get a green tube.
Danielle - great idea causes we'll be trippin on xo's
Kelly- true

by Danielle and Kelly July 10, 2006

Green Koopa

This is dumbest enemy ever (other then goombas)in a video game. They can be found in the Mushroom Kingdom. The green koopa is not intelligent at all. The reason being when walking toward a cliff, gap, edge ect. they will just fall to their deaths. Scientists believe that this is a birth effect. They say the ones with the green shells have it. The regular koopas, red koopas, are far more intelligent. As they don't fall off ledges. In Mario Kart unlike the green koopa shells, the red ones seek the other racers, while the green one just goes straight and bounces of walls. So the green koopas suck.

The green koopa killed himself by accidentally falling off a ledge, before Mario had the chance.

by eman777077 October 6, 2010

Green Greed

Companies and people who don't care about the environment at all, except when it will make them money.

American car companies stopped making v10's and v12's when they realized that, since they were averaging 12 mpg, nobody was buying them. All of a sudden they started releasing hybrids. American car companies have terrible green greed.

by Nick!!!!! August 26, 2007