Bastard Line

The indentation or tan line left behind when a wedding ring is removed.

"I almost hooked up with that waitress, but she noticed my bastard line."

by expvideo October 7, 2008

Kelly bastard

A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.

“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”

“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!

I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.

I’ll get you a water back in return”

“You f***ing Kelly bastard”

by Mrleeds November 22, 2021

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

Cheeky bastard

When you find a guy that's so perfect you are sceptical of his every move and question every perfect thing he says and does, trying to uncover his faults...only to find out that you actually got what you fucking paid for!

Also known as Richard, a unicorn, my man.

There has to be something wrong with this guy, he seems too good to be true but I can't fault him... Cheeky bastard!

by Your good girl December 8, 2023

bastard

someone who was meant to be aborted or someone who was a mistake

“i hate you son i should’ve swallowed you, you damn bastard

by Youdamnbastard June 18, 2021

Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

Butler the bastard

Knocking one out in a public car park

I was walking through the rugby club car park and some guy was doing a butler the bastard

by Friction Burns July 29, 2018