Troll based 

Someone that messes around a lot and is not being serious is troll based.

An opinion that is only meant to piss someone off can also be troll based.

Person 1: Danny is not beeing usefull to the team and is just messing around,
Person 2: Yeah Danny is pretty troll based.

Troll based by TheWombat25 October 6, 2020

Guitars in the Basement 

A term originated in 2008 meaning a repetitive nostalgia of unrealized dreams to the point that it seems a little sad.

That guy talks about that final touchdown from 1998 all the time. He has guitars in his basement.

He's not a rockstar. He works at Kinkos. He definitely has some guitars in the basement!

Guitars in the Basement by carlos_santana August 2, 2009

there's a midget in the basement 

having a tiny penis.

girl #1: Hey, how was your date with Jim?

girl #2: Not good. There's a midget in the basement.

there's a midget in the basement by Tessie H. October 11, 2010

baseketball 

A game made from combining baseball and basketball. The ball is basketball sized and is thrown at a basket, but the distance the basket is made from determines how many bases you get. Also, you can use cheap intimidation and distraction tactics called "Psycheouts" to make the opposing player miss his shot. And the ball is made from a leather recliner, preferably a La-Z-boy.

"C'mon miss it...Steve Perry...Steeeeeve Perry..."

"Dude, I thought we agreed, no more Journey psycheouts."

baseketball by Kucitizen June 5, 2004

White Base55 

1. The act of living in a chat room and pretending to have knowledge of WWII. See Example 1
2. When a homosexual black man penetrates another homosexual black man until he bleeds internally. See Example 2
3. See also "no life".

Example 1 ~
White Base55 (12:04:33AM): I have a life unlike you losers.
White Base55 (4:16:57AM): Dumbasses.
White Base55 (7:44:01AM): Now I have to go to school, but I'll be back the second I get home.
White Base55 (2:12:21PM): Back. I see you're all still lifeless.

Example 2 ~
White Base55: OH YEAH DAD, PENETRATE MY ASSHOLE HARD! COME ON! SEMENATE INTO MY RECTUM NOW!!!!!

White Base55 by SilenceHyper January 31, 2005

based on the novel Push by Sapphire 

When something is so enormous a single word or two cannot describe it, it must be named and then followed by a long, irritating subtitle that must be repeated every time the original object is mentioned.

I just took a shit so big it was based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

based on the novel Push by Sapphire by psdpro August 28, 2010

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. 

The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action

Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?

Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?

Matt: With a baseball bat.

Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.

Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. by A perv on urban dictionare July 24, 2009