Jay Wanker

A similar but not like comparison to jay walking, Jay Wanking is when a man who claims to be straight masturbates to gay porn and claims to call it disgusting.

"Hey Phil did you here that lizzies boyfriend is a Jay Wanker?" "No but doesn't he have a girlfriend that he plans on proposing too?"

by PHILSWIFTS- THE POWER OF ZEUS October 1, 2019

Scottish wanker

its a red hairy guy who asks girls for their personal info and wanking to small girls

tyler you scottish wanker

by tyler downs December 2, 2019

Trophy wanker

A man who wanks over trophys

You fucking trophy wanker

by Thecreatorofthedictonariy January 18, 2020

Wuhan wanker

A man from wuhan with the corona virus but is a nice man also

Kai boulton is a wuhan wanker

by Small booga February 17, 2020

Crane wanker

In first person shooter games, this is a person who likes to camp at the absolute highest point of the map (such as a crane) giving them unfair amount of high visibility than all the other players and snipe people from the sky. Regarded as annoying and having poor marksmanship strategy.

Wow, I died to a proper crane wanker! Take your shite weapon and sod right off mate!

by Kit Rat February 20, 2020

porsche wanker

porsche wanker is a likeable down to earth guy into german sports cars

i would rather be a porsche wanker than a ferrari f-wit, no one likes them !

by razr rsr March 17, 2020

party wanker

The act of masturbating (wanking) whilst in a party with your mates, that are in earshot of your moaning through the headset.

I came back and put on my headset and was greeted with vigorous sexual noises coming from a member (Kellah) in the party. Kellah is a blooming party wanker!

by brendanmeagher April 20, 2020