Getting so drunk That you end Up asleep on the floor with your penis out. In the morning you don’t remember and you pretend that you have a small willy because you was drunk
Oi max I saw your penis last night it was tiny. “It’s usually bigger I had pilly willy”
When a girl is so turned on during sex that she begs you to cum inside her. After she gets off, she’s mad because she has to go get that plan B, so she punches you in the eye.
When one person, with hands dripping wet, sneaks up behind another person and quickly wedges their soaked hands upwards into the armpits of the previously unknowing victim.