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kelly-van-winkle

The act of pulling up and spreading apart one’s own vagina to reveal the clitoris and other inner workings of the vaginal folds.
To my surprise, Vicki was doing the kelly-van-winkle in her leaked nude pic.
by Stickypee May 12, 2020
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Gold van

When the kidnappers have kidnapped enough kids to unlock the gold skin.
Person 1: I saw a gold van yesterday
Person 2: They must be experienced ones then
by Tom28281 May 2, 2023
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timothy van den beitel

a fat boy and a goofy big guy most likely misunderstand as the comedian fluffy
today I saw Fluffy but I was wrong it was Timothy van den Beitel
by the guy that made this June 19, 2020
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Van Z

1. A wonderful, light brown haired boy who I’ve gotten the pleasure of being with for the past year and a half. He’s funny, sweet, and cute. His eyes are light blue and he’s somewhat tall. Van has freckles scattered on his face and on some other parts of his body. Van’s my favorite person and I love him very much.

2. He’s also going to college soon and will probably find a new girlfriend, so if you get to be with him you are really lucky. Please take good care of him and love him. Whoever gets to be Van’s girlfriend in a year from now, please just love him more than you’ve loved anything else in your life. He deserves it.
1. Me: “Van Z is the best boyfriend I’ve ever had!”
2. College girls: “Have you seen Van Z? He’s so handsome, I’m going to date him!”
by SnowFreckles December 21, 2022
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Van Aldrin Montenegro

lightskin shorty at target ily u looked gud 2day I see u aha u crazy
Van Aldrin Montenegro is me I need u in my life shorty if u see dis is too late a ha ha
by ViMainLoL November 24, 2021
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Ecstatic Consent Van

I went to pick up my date at her parents house. They were reassured when they saw I was driving an ecstatic consent van. They knew their daughter was going out with a respectable guy.
by James Jessenfedden May 16, 2022
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Van Mourik's Law

Van Mourik's Law states that "for every cup of coffee consumed, your learning rate will improve proportionally".
Gotta drink some more coffee. Van Mourik's law and all that...
by PutKevinBack September 18, 2019
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