Van Pham

she loves cats. idk why. but she does.

van pham: meow meow meow

by nutsie October 12, 2022

Van Pham

she loves cats. maybe too much. she also meows. idk why. help

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by nutsie October 12, 2022

Van Bros

Men who have gone to see the Immersive Van Gogh Experience to please their significant others

We are Van Bros now; I took Katie to The Immersive Van Gogh Experience in Pittsburg for Christmas. Honestly, I didn’t hate it.

by KKGiGi December 31, 2021

Van Houzen

Very large stupids who enjoy picking apples out of the top floor of abandoned drug houses' plants. these apple are taking into a white van and shipped to the Van-House. no Van Houzen has ever spilled the beans on the location. the apples are then set on fire as the Van Houzen chant their Dutch Christmas songs even when it is the middle of the fucking year. we only know about this event due to the recent kidnaping and interrogation of Boatymcboatface Van Houzen. We are hell ebnt on finding more about these evil people and why they burn all of the hood apples.

fun fact: the average Van Houzen take about 5 years to finish a glass of green milk.

by sdsdfsdfsdfsegergergerer December 12, 2021

Coochie van

Describes a vehicle where women get their doonies beaten. Typically used by rapper YNJAY.

“She finna get fucked in this coochie van.”

by Coochie fan man December 18, 2021

Van

a name for a gender neutral person who falls in love way to fast

person one: hey do u know that person van?
person 2: yeah we've known each other for 3 days and they already have a crush on me.

by poopy cum December 27, 2021

Mitchell van Hoof

Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.

" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."

by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022