eat my shorts

another way to say kiss my ass or suck my dick

"Man you can eat my shorts!"

by Lexi d August 31, 2009

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Spaghetti eating fuck

When something/someone is so majestically fabulously fantabulous that there are no words to describe them so you accuse them of eating Spaghetti because spaghetti is equally fantabulous

~For Charolinat

That chick is a spaghetti eating fuck!! So amazing

by Ninjacorn December 21, 2013

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Eating at the "Dangling Diner"

Performing oral sex on a male. "dangling" is a reference to the male genitalia "at rest".

We were going out for dinner and a movie. We ended up "eating at the "dangling diner"".

by pugwamp April 09, 2009

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eat my feelings

To consume large amounts of good food when feeling really emotional.

"Why are you buying so many brownies?"
"I'm going to eat my feelings."
"Bad break up?"
*muffled answer, face stuffed with baked chocolate*

by CreativePianoFlower December 08, 2015

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Jesus Eat World

A little known Christian band that make sfun of Jimmy Eat World. Someone will probably delete this thinking it's a fake group then shit themselves the next day when they here J.E.W. on XM Radio.

I never thought I would see the day. It's as big of a surprise as the Beastie Boys were.

by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004

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