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Thunder Mud

This is the shit you take next morning after a glorious diner accompanied by 5-6 beers. Starts with cramping along with a euphoric feeling. As you sit a little push causes the heavens in your colon to unleash its fury. The consistency of fecal matter is that of mud or wet concrete. The flatulence is loud and non stop until it starts to fade off. You are exhausted after the episode.
Get the fuck out the way! Im going to blow the toilet out with all the fury of thunder mud.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
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War Thunder

Pure Agony. The grinding makes me want to kill myself.
War thunder is an agonizing game
by braindamagedperson January 31, 2023
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cock sucker thunder cunt

a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants

- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.

Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.

Bobby went to lick her piss.
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023
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Thunder Lips

A man/woman who has given so many blowjobs that their lips are forever a deep blue or purple hue.
Maria sucked so many dicks that she got a bad case of Thunder Lips
by dominoguy11 February 8, 2023
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Thunder

One of the 3 key words when Sora from Kingdom Hearts uses his magic ability in Super Smash Bros Ultimate, Thunder cycles alongside "Fire," and "Freeze"
Sora: Thunder!
Mario: Oh no! This isn'ta good
by K.A. Chow February 18, 2023
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when there's rain there's thunder

the phrase you say right before taking a massive shit
dude 1: there's a dude shitting in there dude 2: when there's rain there's thunder *shits violently*
by shlomoo1 April 6, 2025
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Chinese Thunder Cunt

when you throw somthing as hard as you can and watch it explode.
Dave: dude you totally Chinese Thunder Cunted that stupid fucking baby
Kurt: thanks it was mind blowing finding out how open minded that baby was
by no head cobain April 25, 2025
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