A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
Hym "Except it isn't the most wonderful time of the year. It's the middle of winter. Until 5-7 years ago it was below 0 here every year. It's literally the worst time of the year but it's moral significance is inflated by and incest slavery cult. The same logic applies to the most intimate thing you can do. They are already doing it for money. They aren't going to stop doing it. We're in a state of legal prostitution for the wealthy and the poor being priced out of the market by the state. The sex act is a commodity. Relationships don't work."
by Hym Iam April 05, 2024
When a male & female genders make love and the nastys. It happens mostly at night but also good at day
by GangastaPimpBaby August 26, 2017
pencil tapping, the keyboard doesn't have the clickety klack, having one puzzle piece missing, you build a at-at instead of the milleniam falcon lego set, making an epic project and you don't get to present it.
those are the many things that people call "the most annoying thing ever"
those are the many things that people call "the most annoying thing ever"
by docter cat August 24, 2022
a pretty self-explanatory phrase, going off of it be like that sometimes, things be ways describes an occurrence in life that just happens.
"Did you hear about Jimmy? apparently he committed tax fraud"
"Things be ways man"
"it be like that don't it?"
"things be ways don't they?"
"Things be ways man"
"it be like that don't it?"
"things be ways don't they?"
by tubing December 03, 2019
Yeahyeahyeah the cone thing. That's the thing I can fix immediately. You know why it does that, right? No? Eheheheheh...
Hym "Yeahyeah, the cone thing. Should be an easy fix, you know, theoretically... I don't see why the thing I'm thinking wouldn't work... 🤔 Hmmm... Yeah, no, what? Do you not know? Do you want me to tell you?"
by Hym Iam December 21, 2023
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025