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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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The Gru Card

This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.
Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.

Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.
by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019
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Card Only

When you go shopping most shops are now card only
James : Welcome to the shop

Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch
by Saw The Ride November 23, 2021
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Credit Card

When you walk up behind a person, with a narrow object, and swipe it up their crack, just like you would swipe a credit card.
Jimmy gave John a credit card with his math book.
by TEMAC December 20, 2015
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green card guardian

A Mexican who surprisingly got their green card and worked hard for it and people jokingly (hopefully) call them a green card guardian.
by Cuntyalishous January 8, 2024
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