Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: AjoResolutioniHindustanaTiemieru 《Tarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: AjoResolutioniHindustanaTiemieru 《Tarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.
Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.
by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

James : Welcome to the shop
Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch
Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch
by Saw The Ride November 23, 2021

When you walk up behind a person, with a narrow object, and swipe it up their crack, just like you would swipe a credit card.
by TEMAC December 20, 2015

A Mexican who surprisingly got their green card and worked hard for it and people jokingly (hopefully) call them a green card guardian.
by Cuntyalishous January 8, 2024
