Emily Parolin

To greet someone in public that you used to hang out with frequently, then you explain how you need to hang out.

All while having no intention to hang out or ever see them again.

{Sarah and Jane, two ex best friends run into each other at the mall}

Sarah: "Oh my god I miss you we need to totally hang out!" (Is being Emily Parolin)
Jane: "Yeah we do it's been so long, I miss you too! Does Saturday work?"
Sarah: "Yea text me Saturday!" *Ignores all texts and calls*

by zaaakkkeee December 20, 2017

Emily beauregard

Nowhere to be found

Emily beauregard is nowhere to be found

by BelleX March 4, 2023

Emily coulson

She’s my cute girlfriend

Emily coulson is my cute girlfriend

by Tommy194738 August 3, 2021

Emily Savage

A crazy little bitch who is desperate for man meat

zos: she wants it bruh
bonzai: who?
zos: emily savage

by bonzailikesmen October 13, 2019

tom and emily

been snapchatting so long that they may as well have started in the womb. LOTS OF POTENTIAL to be SOMETHING. But, they do be in different states of big ole Straya . Snap streak so high Einstein had a seizure. lmao. They be real cute when they want too.

person 1 : Emily's phone is going off.
Person 2 : definitely tom
Person 3 : tom and Emily at it again.

by we stan October 30, 2020

emily vincent

An amazing girl who used to live in the uk but moved to Australia in 2017 after living in the scruffy baggy country England (Middlesbrough)

emily vincent is just WOW GOB SMACKED

by Ems V July 13, 2018

Emily "baka"

Emily "Baka" (stereotype) (/em ill e bah kah/) is a girl who is trying to do anything she can to be "cute" and "quirky" and also "trendy". She is one of the most annoying people that you could meet in the generation z, she is allwase saying things like "are you my little baka", and "stop it, your such a baka". Sometimes, if your really unlucky, you will find one that barks and growls at you, this is a "Furry Emily Baka", but that is a whole other definition. These Emily Bakas usually hate or dislike anything the boys at her school do, (apparently) like the popular game, Minecraft, and pretty much any game other than Fortine. She calls herself a "Baka weeb" and a "kawaii uwu baka girl".

Emily "Baka": "Oh my God! I'm such a baka uwu"~
person: "Ew she is such an Emily!"

by noncocasheep June 21, 2021