mauro van laere

a n intergalactical being, he is super smart en has the hoogste punten van de klas, he climbs rocks, plays chess, does some other nerdy things and refuses to shave his snor, so i wil give him a scheermes voor his verjaardag.

-you: hey look its mauro van laere
-Mauro van Laere: snor

by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm January 12, 2024

Mini-van

Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.

Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...

Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.

by Charlieangusbuttchug October 21, 2019

mama van nostrand

An elegant lady that loves the Quam. Always looking hottt and ready for the night ahead.

I don't like that corset on you mama van nostrand

by Moneysota Baller January 21, 2008

Van

Van is a guy with an outstanding personally. He usually gets along with anyone, but if not with you, there is no chance of a relationship with him. He is a leader who is not the smartest, but most likely the wisest. You can almost always count on him to get out of a bad situation, and he thoroughly thinks through all his options. While at times quick to anger, Van will never let harm come to his friends or family. Van is a well rounded individual who has an unparalleled strength physically and mentally, and is a friend you'll keep for life.

"Van is probably my most trusted friend."

"Look at him, He's so cool! He must be Van."

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Monique van Bael

She was born in 1915 and became a high ranking Nazi's Officer in 1938. In World War II she raped and killed a lot of children in Auswitz. In 1945 she got killed by Joseph Stalin and went to hell. In 2000 she got raised from the death by Adolf Hitler. She got sent to Germany to become a rapist German teacher and then she got sent to the Netherlands to torture and rape children from the Blariacumcollege in Blerick.

Damn, that bitch really do be a Monique van Bael

by Hiding bodies with Helmer November 23, 2022

Van Oss

Someone who always sells the bag

You van ossed so hard by not going to golf
You always van oss in cod mobile

by SkillSergeant February 29, 2024

van zieks

a character from the great ace attorney/dai gyakuten saiban (my spelling is bad, I'm so sorry)
he is commonly headcanoned as either gay, somewhat racist or homophobic.

common ships on ao3 are :
sholmes x van zieks
ryunosuke x van zieks
and kazuma x van zieks
albert x van zieks too
yes these are all slash ships, ask ao3 users (I do use ao3 , don't ask me though)

i wrote this for fun, don't come at me if you disagree

K : hey partner, do you simp for van zieks?
R : kazuma! you know i am not a simp!
K : ........really?

by some anon user April 15, 2022