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Jumping the joke

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.
Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.
by Uggsly June 21, 2011
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Cuck Jumping

When you enjoy the art of Cuckolding and morman jump humping. So you become the jump humper for your girl
Bro I called my boy Bryce over last night to get some cuck jumping action in
by Soggy_noodlez September 29, 2021
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Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then falls asleep all while on the toilet
Josh went and took another jump nap while his coworkers were busy
by AnonRS001 April 1, 2022
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Mario Jumped

Having a Cobold Rape your face in a game of Dnd
The Elf was mario jumped, and then ridiculed by all his friends.
by FlimsyYam November 23, 2010
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screen jumping

Looking at someone else's screen to find them on the map
Me- **playing Slay.one with my friend**
Friend- **Looks at my screen**
Me- THE FUCK DUDE?!! NO SCREEN JUMPING
by Purely_derpy073 May 23, 2017
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national jump your bestie day

November 12th is national jump your bestie day. On this day we celebrate by jumping our best friend
girl: omg guess what! it’s november 12th! you know what that means..

bestie: oh no..ITS NATIONAL JUMP YOUR BESTIE DAY

girl: *jumps bestie*
by Lotuslightlili November 10, 2022
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23 jump street

It's Not 73 jump street.

A Biblical testimony of fraternity—featuring two brothers’ fervent fellowship that started in the Korean Church that carried over to the Vietnamese Church in front of the Jesus.
Doug: Now we movin to 23 jump street?

* * *
Doug: Wow! look at that! It looks like a cube of Ice!

Cpt. Dickson: **whilst holding a Sword of the Spirit** We Jump Street, and we ‘bout to jump in yo Book (of Psalms)

Jimko: uh oh, co-ed bathrooms.
Nustin: Fun. I’m not gonna take a dump the entire time we’re here

Doug: Hey, listen! There’s a grenade in my shorts!
Tito: Is that is?
Doug: That’s my dog!
Tito: What about that?
Doug: That’s my dog also!

Mercedes: Are we about to kiss?
Tito: FLAKAY SALMON!!!!!! **holding up a flaky salmon**
by dasflyinturtleesq March 12, 2019
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