A phrase describing two individuals who have very little to nothing in common, in terms of personalities, interests, opinions and/or beliefs. A softer way to say that two people are generally uncomfortable in each other's presence and because of the resulting tensions are unlikely ever to get along or even be able to stand one another.
Dave doesn't talk to his father anymore. They're just two different people who never saw eye-to-eye on anything.
by D.S. Credito May 05, 2015
A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.
Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"
Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"
Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."
by Pat June 18, 2006
Someone who is so ugly you give them a rufie and take one yourself so you won't remember having sex either.
No one in the bar was under 300 pounds and had more than twenty teeth; the were all two-rufie fucks.
by South Pool Hog March 31, 2011
by hitlersashes December 06, 2019
by MrSnufflesTB November 29, 2021
The typical female who tries to befriend you then goes after your ex-boyfriend after you both break off relations.
What!? Kim is going out with Joe!? I though Kim was friends with Joe's previous girlfriend.
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore
by yourtypicalbluntperson February 01, 2015
Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One
by Metallicajunkie October 12, 2018