Kevin Durant

A Charmin ultra soft turd snake which clings to the coattails after a big rubbery one is dropped.

Stephen: I am about to cross the finish and win my 3rd marathon.
Russell: hey Stephen bro you have a Kevin Durant on your back.

by Socrates2018 June 16, 2018

Kevin Kim

Refers to the popular amazing figure who is a master of identifying pretexts, excuses, disguises, etc.

When the school kicked her out of the class because they said the class was "too full", Kevin Kim immediately realized that they were lying and that the girl was actually too smart for the class.

by The Amazing Truth August 22, 2011

Kevin Hernandez

A mexican boy that crossed the border to become the leader of the truants here in america

Kevin Hernandez will and forever be a truant

by D>Nigga July 31, 2016

Kevin Dang

That asian guy who has the deepest voice in the world, basically a pimp

Man that guy is so cool, he must be Kevin Dang

by HungryRoastedPorkChop May 13, 2018

Kevin Parfitt

a person who is usually obscene with his finger dick and verbally and who is lame about losing at video games. He will usually be there for a person.

Me: Hey whats going on?
John: Your mom was so good last night.
Me: What?
John: I just jizzed in my pants. *immitates masturbation*

OR

Me: Hey I need your help.
John: Yea dude what's up?
Me: This kid has it out for me.
John: His dick?
Me: No like he wants to beat me up. Stop being a Kevin Parfitt.
John: I'll get him for you. BTW, I cummed on your bed last night.

by appledumplings69 March 15, 2009

black kevin

In mushroom mythology, a black kevin is known as a six armed beast that ironically defines the most manly creature among men. It sits and waits, only to come out on every lunar eclipse. It feeds only in the nude, and upon cherrios. He needs not to move or do anything, because merely its presence makes others go insane. It makes no sound...

Late one night, after coming inside from viewing the lunar eclipse we spotted a wild black kevin by the dining table and all hell broke loose.

by drew death September 14, 2007

Kevin's Mom

What I do EVERYDAY... at lunch..

Hey man, did you get into anything good after work??

Yeah buddy, Kevin's mom...

by SomTingWong April 30, 2021