swamp donkey

a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.

also known in bristol as "swampers"

look at that dirty swamp donkey hes shat himself..

by big skeng October 14, 2011

Swamp Donkey

A motorcycle which spends a majority of its time submerged in water, lying on its side, or sunk up to the axles in mud, silt, or sand.

See also: bush pig, clapped out piece of shit, dr650.

No bro, I swear the Swamp Donkey runs better with the airbox full of muddy water.

by ThrottleItOut June 12, 2019

swamp geckos

Australian term for a salt water crocodile.

When up North take care to watch ou for the swamp geckos in the rivers and swamps.

by February 22, 2025

Lousiana Swamp Rat

a Lousiana Swamp Rat is when you put saran wrap on your face, someone shits on it, you wrap it up, poke a hole in the wrap, then eat a girl out through the shit wrap

Hey, Mike, did you give her a Lousiana Swamp Rat?

by crux__ March 14, 2022

Honey on the swamp

When two overweight burly bear men slather themselves in maple syrup and wrestle naked.

How much where tickets to go see the honey on the swamp show.

by Zynonn January 09, 2022

Mississippi swamp

Motor boating the butt hole.

Last night Brenda asked me to prove my nautical worth, so I gave her a Mississippi Swamp Boat.

by Medic130 November 08, 2021

swamp etobs

Usually wearing leggings and Air Force ones. Typically wearing a tank with tits out. Likely has thick mascara on.

Friend 1:Wow that girl looks swampy
Friend 2:Yea probably from etobs
Friend 1: So swamp etobs

by Lolhaha1 September 09, 2021