swamp picnic

a computer or computer software package that has many faults, issues or bugs. If you have a picnic in the swamp it will attract alot of bugs.

That install in St. Louis was a real swamp picnic. The system crashed so many times we finally gave up!

by videix September 6, 2009

Swamp Ass

A smelly booty grease that forms in the crevice of your ass after you sweat. It is usually a result of strenuous exercise or overexertion. Chubby people that pack a double wide surprise dump truck of an ass may experience this phenomenon regularly.

Bobby I got a real bad case of swamp ass you think you can finish digging up this ditch.

by bootyclapper34135 March 29, 2023

Swamp donkey

*A very hairy woman.

*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.

*First discovery made in Shasta County.

Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.

by Polarbear667 October 14, 2018

Swamp Donkeys

A Massive Small or Large mouth bass, commonly found in a pond as there is smaller surface area for the swamp donkeys to control.

Dale: You Catch Anything?
Me: Of Course Dumbass We Only Catch Swamp Donkeys Out Here
*Shows A Picture*
Dale: Damnnn That's Bass Master Classic Right There

by DaleWithTheKlan69 May 6, 2020

swamp guinea

(not spelled ginny) and it is not a derogatory term for Italians. It's meant as a derogatory term for Blacks. As in the song from the musical HAIR - Colored Spade.

The lyrics to "Colored Spade" from HAIR includes a litany of ethnic slurs for Blacks including "Uncle Tom, Aunt Jemima, Little Black Sambo, Cotton pickin', swamp guinea, junk man, shoeshine boy"

by anonymous July 15, 2025

Swamp ass

A person who suffers from sweating form the buttocks due to playing a video game form 4am till 10pm

Damn Zay when you stood up all i saw was swamp ass from your bean bag and your ass.

by Avery Married September 22, 2020

swamp aids

In ARK Survival evolved, Swamp Aids is a permanent disease that plagues the island and all its habitants. If you come into contact with another player with swamp aids. Please keep at least 2 or 3 foundations apart as they carry the viral disease and you don’t want that shit. It lowers all your stats significantly and makes the game impossible to play on official. Swamp aids has been harnessed before to be used in chemical warfare by infecting dodos and throwing them over base walls to infect everyone inside. The only cure for swamp aids is a lesser poison antidote. Otherwise you’ll have to make a new character to be rid of the aids. Dying doesn’t work either.

Tribe chat: Guys why am I coughing, have green buzzing flies around my head, and my stats low?
Tribe Admin: You prolly have swamp aids
“You have been kicked from the tribe”

by Plushly November 28, 2020