Mississippi swamp

Motor boating the butt hole.

Last night Brenda asked me to prove my nautical worth, so I gave her a Mississippi Swamp Boat.

by Medic130 November 08, 2021

Swamp potato

A fat yet fit figure that defiantly does not belong in this world. Usually green colored human like thing with string bean ears. Loves a selfie or 2.

Always hangs with the boys.

Person 1: hey this guy just started working for us, he takes selfies, looks like shrek and has weird pointy ears

Person 2: nah get fucked that’s “ swamp potato “

by Fizzledpee August 10, 2018

swamp turd

A swamp turd is someone who is extremely lazy.

Carol: bob don’t be such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go agin.
Carol: well bob all you do is sit around and drink all day.

by rat_excavators July 16, 2021

swamp turd

A swamp turd is someone who is slow mentally and physically

Carol: Bob your such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go again. Just because I have toe fungus doesn’t make me a swamp turd.
Carol:Bob your a swamp turd because you clench your butt cheeks when you run. Not because of your toe fungus

(Bob’s way of running is walking with a small skip)

by rat_excavators July 16, 2021

Karmic Swamp Ass

noun - a vaporous secretion from a described heinous anus that in return punishes its sender.

Colt released karmic swamp ass upon himself.

by The Real Ass Kite June 07, 2024

swamp stomp

really getting after it to some wobbly dubstep

Swamp stomped so hard at the Liquid Stranger show last night that I tore my groin...

by choyysworth August 01, 2018

swamp etobs

Usually wearing leggings and Air Force ones. Typically wearing a tank with tits out. Likely has thick mascara on.

Friend 1:Wow that girl looks swampy
Friend 2:Yea probably from etobs
Friend 1: So swamp etobs

by Lolhaha1 September 09, 2021