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Steve’s Theorem

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people
Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.
by the notorious swish May 22, 2020
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Steve Blake

A man who leaves random reviews on Google
by Recovered November 1, 2020
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wishin I was Steve

The act of purposely purchasing, acquiring or wearing items of Steve. Due to lack of individuality, your life and being is dedicated to "living like Steve"
Greg: "wow, you just bought a new Rolex. That's the same one Steve has".

Judd: "yeah, I know. I've always wanted to live like Steve"

Greg: I think I'm wishin I was Steve
by Lil Won October 12, 2017
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Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is
Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot
by p48xqz December 23, 2022
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Steve

Chances are, Steve is a great guy. He's a loyal friend, he's funny, and he's brave.
"yo this is my friend Steve, he's cool"
by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023
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steve

heheh steve is getting in trouble A-gain
by anonymous May 10, 2022
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Steve's Patter

Steve's patter is known to be shite 100% of the time
That's some Steve's Patter type shit man.
by Jeeeeeeeeeeek February 9, 2020
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