“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people”
Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.
Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.
Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.
by the notorious swish May 22, 2020

by Recovered November 1, 2020

The act of purposely purchasing, acquiring or wearing items of Steve. Due to lack of individuality, your life and being is dedicated to "living like Steve"
Greg: "wow, you just bought a new Rolex. That's the same one Steve has".
Judd: "yeah, I know. I've always wanted to live like Steve"
Greg: I think I'm wishin I was Steve
Judd: "yeah, I know. I've always wanted to live like Steve"
Greg: I think I'm wishin I was Steve
by Lil Won October 12, 2017

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by Jeeeeeeeeeeek February 9, 2020
