shit and spit

The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time

Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!

by Poonnuggetz April 19, 2016

Old Man Spit

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO

That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup

by Sparklestarley December 9, 2016

south texas spit shine

During middle aged gay male sex one man blows his load on another man's balding head and uses a sham wow to shine it.

When I get out of this Miata I am going to give Leron the old South Texas spit shine

by Rusty Shackleford December 22, 2016

nan on the spit

When two men congragate with a nan

Im putting the nan on the spit

by Dirty_C_Man June 4, 2018

What's the spit?

Another way of saying, "what's up" or "what's happening"

Hey man, it's been a while. What's the spit?

by Ahhh Otherwise November 4, 2019

i hope to spit

Mostly used in rural areas with lots of farming land. It means that for the sake of the person or thing, you hope they don't do something stupid to piss you off or else.

"I hope to spit I never see his mother because I have some choice words for her. "

by SMLMystery1 February 16, 2020

drinkin the spit

A phrase for doing something cool

i am drinkin the spit!

by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 29, 2020