Surfing the Snake

When a man masturbates with his own feet

After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)

by Alizrob January 12, 2011

Blake The Snake

Blake The Snake is a skinny, long-legged autistic child. He sometimes spends his time sucking the soul out of people. Another normal act he sometimes does is lick his step-sisters leg hair. Blake is normal. Be like Blake

“Blake The Snake is so cool. I’m going home to lick my step-sisters leg hair!”

by Myteatsarebiggerthanyours December 10, 2021

Snake-Bitch

The biggest sket in the world. They allways chat shit behind your back and they are ugly as fuck.They will tell you that they are good in bed but they are not.They act so hard when the are not and if you ever go out with them they will cheat on you.They are a snakebitch and they will accuse you of anything and get people to believe it.They hang out with lots of skets and the constantly ride other boys dicks to get popular then backstab you so you loose most of you friends.

The girl is a snake-bitch.

by Hail Adolf Hitler April 22, 2018

snakes and mashpotatoes

two things that do not go together; does not make sense

An expression often said

"Snakes and mashpotatoes! What was I thinking?"

"Aw snakes and mashpotatoes!"

by Blessed to NESS February 21, 2017

snake sack

Basically another name for a condom ,for those who don't wanna be to obvious

He asked his gf to buy a box of snake sacks for later that night.

by SSSSSSSSAVAGE February 2, 2017

Snake in the Grass

When the perception of a situation or event is not the way it first appears, but has a much more serious and sinister hidden intent not readily apparent to a casual observer .

When a house burglary is reported by the owner, but when the police arrive to inspect, the clues do not quite mach up with a burglary, but look like the owner has "staged" a burglary for the intent of filing a false insurance claim. The detective might say 'I think there is a snake in the grass, with this robbery'

by MikeEcho June 6, 2018

Sewer Snake

A man who enjoys anal sex

“Hey Dan, I think I need help. I’ve become quite the sewer snake.”

by CooterCrafting August 26, 2018