Swag Polish

Anything that restores, or improves pre-existing swag. Something that upgrades ones swag.

Something that cleanses ones swag.

If i don't have no swag polish then how'm i gonna turn my swag on?

by TeddyBrrr July 01, 2009

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Swag Job

When you are about to receive head from three extremely atrractive girls but remain unable to get an erection. It is extremely embarassing and may lead to questions about your sexuality. You nickname must be Swag for it to be a true Swag Job.

Vj: "Dude i heard he couldnt get hard for julia when she tried to pipe him"
L-Dub : "Son it was Julia, Gabby, AND Anita that were gonna pipe him."
Vj : "You mean he couldnt get hard for three girls about to pipe him?!"
L-Dub "Yeahhhhh son!"
Vj : "Wow he totaly got a Swag Job"

by Vj and L-Dub July 17, 2008

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cracka swag

The way a whiteboy dresses and or presents himself, to where an african american sees it as swag, but yet cannot be "swag" because he is white, so it is considered cracka swag

"you got some cracka swag fo' real"
what an african american says to a whiteboy who has swag

by xxscottxwilsonxx May 24, 2009

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Swag Attack

When someone comes out and unleashes an attack of swag after dressing un-swag like or nerdy

Hey you see Desean over these past years he's developed a Swag Attack over these years

by Malarty June 22, 2011

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Boner Swag

The way a dude walks or waddles when he has a boner.

I saw Doug at the park an hour ago and he had a boner swag going, it was hilarious.

In class Bryan was getting his back rubbed by Delaney and as soon as the bell rang he left with a Boner Swag.

by Elpuma13 February 07, 2012

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