red richard

The act in which someone, after sex with a chick on her period, "accidentally" trips and shmears his bloody genitals on said chick.

Yo Tom. Last night I pulled a red Richard on Margaret. She was pissed.

Or

Stacey, whats that red stain on your arm?

Oh, Mark red richard' me this morning. I just havent showered yet.

by Nicknac2017 April 23, 2018

breaking red

When someone is extremely upset and beats the shit out of them.

That mother FUCKER pissed me off. I punched his face. I was breaking red mad!

by Break red November 17, 2018

red cheesy

Jerking off so hard it starts to bleed and then when you are about to climax you stick your penis in cottage cheese and let out your load.

He just did a red cheesy!

by Talos5328 December 16, 2013

red as fuck

Stoner eyes

Dude, How high are you? Your eyes are red as fuck

by Stonergirls April 30, 2016

Red wing

To feast on a girls vigina while she is having her period... bring a napkin

Princess Leia was giving a red wing be luke skywalker

by Ooga booga I’m the boogie man December 5, 2017

red microwave

Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot

Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future

Johnny: damn bro for real?!

Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad

Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!

by GMaeE December 26, 2021

Red Disgusting

What a Red Delicious apple should be called.

Person 1: Hey, are you eating an apple?

Person 2: yes, it's a Red Disgusting

Person 1: Don't you mean Red Delicious?

Person 2: No, it's a Red Disgusting, because it FUCKING SUCKS!

by Mimuxus June 11, 2022