Durring the act of a blow job the one performing blows hard into the opening of the penis which then ruptures some veins inside the scrotum causing pain, swelling, and the scrotum to turn a purple color.
by Jwkilo June 13, 2017
Twisting someones dick or balls voraciously so that they turn purple. Similar to a purple nurple just in the department of dick region.
At the George Clinton concert Beverly was groped 4 times and the 4th time she purple gurpled the dude. He went to the bathroom to check for bleeding
by G$ Prince February 21, 2015
A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.
Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.
by Field Marshal Kek April 24, 2019
Purple cow. A old crematic figure on my grandma's dresser that I took out of her room since she past away.
Really what else can a purple cow mean. You prevers type individuals. Also learn how to work a door knob when opening doors
by Master of Madness July 23, 2018
by ahha22 February 15, 2012
guys girlfriend to her friend: it was so nasty he had a purple crape
friend: eww really? well i tell the guys i date that a purple crape is a deal breaker
friend: eww really? well i tell the guys i date that a purple crape is a deal breaker
by Snor 1 November 14, 2011
by Half Jrod rl chi flsndof tbsp March 20, 2021