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pre sesh poo

A poo taken a couple of hours before a sesh to 'clense' your body
Yeah mate, just taking my pre sesh poo and il be on my way
by Tadiarrrrrrrr January 25, 2017
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Pre-leng

Used to tell someone they are half cute half ugly.
Example: Jonas and I saw a pre-leng girl yesterday.
by Jaayme October 23, 2020
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Pre-Hab

To abstain from drinking for a time period prior to a major drinking event.
"I am going to get loose on next weekend's camping trip. I better do some pre-hab this week.
by GetlooseAZ January 8, 2019
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pre-prov

Verb. Or Noun. Whatever.

A term used by improvisers (those who perfrom improv/improvisation), to describe the act of improvising material at any time prior to the actual performance (bad), or planning how the performance of improvised material plays out (worse). In either case, pre-prov-ing (pre-provving?) renders the pre-prov-ed (pre-provved?) material un-improvisable, and thus null, void, and unapproachable to any good sport of a good improviser. Improv practice is intentional pre-prov, in order to practice skills and techniques. When just joking around, yes, unintentional pre-prov happens, and though often funny, may present a major bummer to any good sport of a good improviser. Though often adaptable to create quality, finalized, REHEARSED material (i.e., a practiced comedy sketch, a polished song), what is pre-prov-ed/pre-provved can never be performed as true improv (without involving memory loss, that is).

Note: What one performer pre-provs may still be original to another, and still qualify as improv, providing that the second performer did not know of the first's pre-prov bummer.
Y'know those U-shaped neck pillows? They're so funny. Two or three separate times my mom and I have gone into hard-core Object Freeze using them - we must have come up with close to 30 different ideas. But, to me it's such a bummer because now, I know that just about everything I can think up for those U-shaped neck pillows is pre-prov and not true improv.
by Yours Truly Benchley October 20, 2008
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pre-explosion

When you are engaging in sexual inter coarse and because of a males presperm the female has a baby
When me and Angela were having sex I pre-exploded. Now she's pregnant.
You had your pre-explosion?
Yeah!
by Big_daddy_ July 3, 2014
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PTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder)

Post/Pre traumatic J*B disorder (PTJD) is a mental health condition that can develop after or before a person experiences or witnesses a J*b It's characterized by a range of symptoms, including intrusive memories, avoidance behaviors, negative changes in mood and thinking, and decreased arousal and reactivity. Most likely to be triggerd when the word "J*B" is said or having to do a J*B. This often only effects people who are lazy and/or Dont like work
A: "anyway so my buddy got this new j*b-" B: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" C: "Dude B ha sPTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) you cant say that!"
by 0mAkine August 15, 2025
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pre-banana'ing

Smothering yourself in jam for ... reasons.
My father-in-law told me one day how he loved to watch me as I was pre-banana'ing in the living room.
by erthwrmSally_ April 4, 2020
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