Wasty Pants

To get so drunk that you can't get into strip clubs.

ex. My roommate Jake this weekend.

Jake- I'm going to lick some strippers TITTIES

Bouncer- how many beers have you had?

Jake- I have ID
Bouncer- How many beers have you had?
Jake- I'm nineteen
Bouncer- Leave your Wasty Pants.

by Licken strippers TITTIES November 3, 2013

Mickey Pants

A derogatory term for someone who gives up a hard stans the moment they are confonted. Flakey.

"That mickey pants folded the moment I asked him what the problem was"

by Gedden July 1, 2008

Faggy Pants

A really gay person you just want to curbstomp.

Jake is such a Faggy Pants.

by addaghymshm January 19, 2023

road pants

An unexpected pair of discarded pants in the middle of the road.

I've only been in this city for six hours and I've already seen two pairs of road pants.

by Darkclam June 15, 2017

Pants Gambit

When the subject removes his or her pants, in place of a logical or rhetorical response to an argument. More often then not, this seems to result in a 'win'.

Don't bother bringing it up with Robert, he'll just go for the pants gambit.

by TrustyFedora January 16, 2011

Shnazzy Pants

Someone who conveys the attitude and sex appeal of a jungle cat who has just devoured a family of zebra's and continues to trot about in the wilderness covered in their filthy remains. When others see him approach them with their foul innards worn about his neck it is like the jungle cat is saying "yeah, I slaughtered them with my devilishly good looks... let's procreate." No one ever objects.

Look at ol' shnazzy pants tearing up the dance floor.

by TheGirlNextTown January 11, 2012

hecky pants

Hecky Pants is worlds biggest Beef Boy

Man Hecky Pants sure is the best Beef Boy around

by Deviled Bread August 27, 2018