Mexican respirator

Squat over someone's face. Lower your testicles into their eye sockets, and fart in their mouth

Everyone at the tortilla factory explosion couldn't Beleive their eyes when Pedro, dying of smoke inhalation, was given just enough air to fill his lungs and escape the blaze, thanks to Manuel's quick implementation of the Mexican respirator

by Slaughterhouse.2 June 6, 2013

Mexican feast

When a person puts hot sauce in a pussy and fucks it.

Yesterday Bill got some hot sauce at the store then fucked me with it. It was a hot Mexican feast.

by The r4p3r November 8, 2014

a mexican ducky

A Mexican Ducky is Northwest Ohio slang for $10,000.

That new Kia is gonna cost me a Mexican Ducky.

by dak0829 November 17, 2013

mexican gravity

An especially strong form of gravity that allows the heaped loading of pickups and trailers without having to tie things down. Commonly used in landscape maintenance and construction.

Change lanes! That guy is using mexican gravity to hold down that ladder.

by Middagh December 18, 2013

mexican pharmacy

A pharmacy in the US that will sell you anything without a prescription.

Does anyone know a Mexican Pharmacy where I can get some Vicodin?

by whocares234 December 24, 2013

mexican session

When a bunch of mexicans go into a room and kill themselves.

Yeah man my grandfather died in a mexican session.

by JCKc February 9, 2015

mexican canteen

The act of drinking anal juices after sex. Can be used for both men and women.

Person 1: "I had hot shower anal with a 57 year old black dude at a truckstop!"

Person 2: "Were you on top?"

Person 1: "Hell yeah, and I drink the juices coming out of his ass afterwards!"

Person 2: "Damn! That's a classic Mexican canteen!"

by Daddybutter March 1, 2015