Matthew

Piece of ugly weak ass shit who can't shut up or be happy around friends. Needs to calm tf down, stop getting so attached, and be a better friend.

Holy shit Matthew chill out geez

by A really fuckass guy November 22, 2021

Matthew

A dirty-minded guy. Does inappropriate stuff.

Bro that kid is a Matthew. He won't shut up about pps and dds.

by MrNebuls February 29, 2024

Matthewism

To be an alpha chad and to strive hard to be the best

Incels should study the philosophy Matthewism

by CanadianChad00 January 4, 2022

Pulling a Matthew

The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be.

Bro what suit should I get?
I don’t know but you better not be pulling a matthew

by Litty john November 16, 2019

Matthew

Matthew means gift from god,

Matthew is special

by elle vivaaaa November 22, 2021

Matthew Bekele

A sexy curly head stallion, with such a way with words. His charm can suede anyone. He’s a lady magnet, a bitch getter, and not to mention he has that fye D.

Kid: “Dada when i gwow up i wanna be just like that Matthew Bekele”
Dad: “Me too son….. me too….”
Girl: “Giiiirlll his D so fye his name could be Matthew Bekele”
Girl friend: “Bitch pass him my way”

by MattyB_Superfan January 3, 2024

Matthew

A man that holds more L’s than anyone else.

Guy 1: Bro I rented a beach house and on my first night my bag got stolen.

Guy 2: Bro you have to be named Matthew.

by YoSoyJuanRodriguezDaSilva November 23, 2021