Matt Hutchison

A redneck farmer in lincoln university pa

You are a Matt Hutchison

by Matt Hutchison May 29, 2018

matt price

A sexy BMX RIDER very handsome kind and sweet vut yet knows and loves to fight if necessary loves being active anything outdoors a people pleaser always pleasing everyone before his self.

Matt Price goes hard on the young Bmx bike.

by Matt preezy May 31, 2018

Matt Cry

The biggest dumbass in the visible universe. This nigga is also a pussy and fights smaller niggas,he also puts yellow cake in his blunts and juul. This causes him to act even more retarded and arrogant. He always using excuses to cover his dodo covered tracks.

Nigga 2 is bullying and trying to fight a 2 month year old infant for his 200th cousin accidentally bumping into him in a crowded hallway
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*

by Dawndolphin June 7, 2018

doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'

Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt

by ummokaymatt June 9, 2018

Matt Wilson

A true American legend some call him Matty Wap. He is lyrical genius with such lyrics as the Birtday Song .

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Tresea
Happy Birthday to you

Also known as the great Ham thrower this side of the Mississippi ..

Notable hashtags #WWMWD

That Matt Wilson is a lyrical genius daaaang

by WWMWD June 9, 2018

Matt

One of the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is fun, smart and has a big ass heart. He has the ability to make everyone feel happy and welcome and there is nothing he wouldn't do to make another person feel better. He is a little nerdy, but that just makes him more awesome and special. People have a tendency to laugh when they are around him. Also, he is one hadsome dude! Always a smile on his face, and a joke on his lips, but don't be fooled, he can be real deep ! Oh, and he loooves hugs :)

Damn, look at that Matt over there... looks like fun!

by NatCat January 3, 2018

Hunchback matt

Hunchback matt is the 12 wonder of the world but most think it's the opposite of a wonder but a wild infection. His back is bent the wrong way and has a horn on his forehead with discussing greace fluids that power his greacy body. He is a discussions freek of nature and must be destroyed.

Omg is that a hunchback matt it mush be shot in the forehead to save the world

by Spener447 May 1, 2018