A euphemism for masturbation.
Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
by teh_universe May 16, 2010
The quick or sudden departure in public from a group or entourage, or to disassociate one's self from being associated with a less than ideal social identity in public, especially to increase their perceived social status .
three business associates walking together at work Person 1: Hey what do you guys think about the price of tea in China? Person 2: "I think it's awesome ". Person 3 (J-Mac): "... ... " Persons 1 and 2 "wow, person 3 pulled a J-Mac move on us "
by substrateindependent August 27, 2019
by papoosemagoose December 09, 2016
"eMac" was a desktop computer manufactured by Apple Inc. from 2002 to 2005. It was designed as an affordable option for education and home users. The "e" in eMac stood for education, as the computer was marketed heavily towards schools.
The eMac featured a CRT (cathode ray tube) display instead of the LCD (liquid crystal display) found in most modern computers. It also had a built-in handle for easy portability, and its all-in-one design meant that it did not require a separate tower or display.
The eMac was powered by a G4 processor and shipped with Mac OS X v10.2 Jaguar. Later models were upgraded to Mac OS X v10.3 Panther and v10.4 Tiger. It was eventually discontinued in favor of the iMac, which had a sleeker design and more advanced features.
Although the eMac is no longer produced by Apple, it still has a dedicated fanbase and is often sought after by collectors or those who prefer the retro feel of a CRT display.
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The eMac featured a CRT (cathode ray tube) display instead of the LCD (liquid crystal display) found in most modern computers. It also had a built-in handle for easy portability, and its all-in-one design meant that it did not require a separate tower or display.
The eMac was powered by a G4 processor and shipped with Mac OS X v10.2 Jaguar. Later models were upgraded to Mac OS X v10.3 Panther and v10.4 Tiger. It was eventually discontinued in favor of the iMac, which had a sleeker design and more advanced features.
Although the eMac is no longer produced by Apple, it still has a dedicated fanbase and is often sought after by collectors or those who prefer the retro feel of a CRT display.
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E-mac
by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm April 16, 2023
Mac and Me is a 1988 American film that is widely regarded as the greatest film of all time just ahead of 2022 Marvel/Sony vampire drama Morbius. Aside from the life changing story within this great film lies a humble tale of a young alien who just wants to get back to his family, which includes his dad (who clearly fucks). For the small price of $20ish dollars you can join Mac on his incredible journey to get home with the help of his non-walking wheelchair-ridden human compadre who may or may not die at the end of the film. This film is truly a mastapiece, and will surely bring a tear to your dumbass eyes. Defly betta than Mobius. 10/10 doctors agree.
by MothIntoFlurm May 03, 2022
"girl let me check my macsess card, so I can get some food up in here."
"Did you get your mac-sess benefits yet"
"Did you get your mac-sess benefits yet"
by ckh/lala April 26, 2006
A swearword, ironically used.
by Ani_inactive July 29, 2021