travesty on legs

A complete disaster. Something that has no positive outcomes.

My god Kyle, you're a travesty on legs!

by TomDave April 23, 2006

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Jello Legs

When a woman's legs are so fat they become floppy and bouncy like Jello.

Mary ate so much McDonalds as a child she now has Jello Legs.

by bJt August 7, 2012

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prickly legs

When you shave your legs and the hairs feel like catus needles when you rub them

Girl: did I shave my legs good?
BFF: Nah, you got them prickly legs
Girl: Your right, feels like a catus

by Lexi362004 April 18, 2016

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legs enough

being of age to have the ability to walk

Don't your kid got "legs enough" to be out of that stroler yet?

by Rob Gaydos August 23, 2006

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1) A person whose constant quest for any part of the spotlight or access to situations they deem special/important makes them take on the persona of a non-neutered dog.

2) The persistent act of attempting to experience achievement by the mere act of forcing one's body close to and/or upon an achiever.

3) The only act a truly lazy individual is able to exert in their quest to achieve dreams that were never theirs...but seem really cool once they hear about it.

Jill never had time to help Bobby make a success of his blog. But now that sponsorships are up and Oprah's calling, she won't go away. She's such a LEG HUMPER.

If you win the lottery, every leg humper from here to kingdom come will show up as a brand new distant cousin.

Leg Humpers are the "close talkers" in the world of interpersonal relationships. They neither see nor care about appropriate boundaries.

by The Mocha Mogul September 23, 2010

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