Kicked in Old slag

Kicked in Old slag is someone who ends up down the Womens Centre because the Pigs couldnt be bothered to arrest her Pakistani husband down the mosque before he did her in.

Police on the radio: "Yeah, I'm going to check on the kicked in Old slag at the Womens Centre now."

by Usebleach December 8, 2020

major ass kicking

it's when you kick someone's ass so hard, that even major league baseball can't compare to how far their ass flies. (not to be confused with minor ass kicking)

As soon as Timmy put his white hood on in Detroit, he received a "major ass kicking".

by WallOGainz April 22, 2017

kick lara day

Kick your Lara day if your best friends with her your welcome to pour water over her . This is crucial to do on November 6th and if your name begins l even better

Did you hear it’s national kick Lara day !!

by Kick Lara day November 4, 2020

clam kicking sluts

The appropriate action/reaction when running into the homewrecking swamp hog that stole your man. She can have the man and a swift kick in the vag

I'd be clam kicking sluts like her all damn day

by clamkickinexpert July 10, 2011

Shit kicking town

A boring, backwater town or city, with nothing to do but kick shit around for entertainment

"There's nothing here, this is such a shit kicking town"

by Mr.poopypants1 January 21, 2021

kick ball retard

The person chosen last when picking teams.

Dude, pick me so I'm not the kick ball retard.

by Nyquil Jones November 6, 2007

Kick-in-da-face!!

In football, the art of tackling a certain awkward person with a large nose , then brutally smashing his face with a size 12 perfectly formed kick. This can be made easily by designing a play to set up the opportunity for a great kick.

Who the hell kick-in-da-face!! me?!?!?

by Speakman2619 August 24, 2010