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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!
by Tainthair May 23, 2018
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Morning Bowl Syndrome

The feeling of sickness you get after smoking a bong toke right after you wake up
Oh man i got the worst case of the Morning Bowl Syndrome right now
by rocknoguitar February 8, 2020
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Blueberry Morning

Is when your significant other hasn’t given you booty for awhile so you take your blue balls and put them in their mouth while before the wake up
My old lady hadn’t given me any booty in awhile and she gave me blue balls last night, so I gave her a blueberry morning
by Atothez December 17, 2021
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A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024
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morning 4 night

this term means that your bitch will suck the fuck out of your dick if you eat her out in the morning
yo my girl sucked my dick last night because I ate her pussy for breakfast thats why I love morning 4 night
by lana rhodes November 1, 2019
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china monday morning

The period 1998-2013 in Atlanta,Georgia when it never rained on Monday. The phrase may have come from Savannah,Georgia. Ships docking in Savannah,Georgia had large yellow dots on containers.
I’ll wait until China Monday Morning to pay my car insurance.
by Old American November 15, 2022
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Good Morning and God Bless

In reference to an H3H3 video, a Good Morning and God Bless is the act of consuming your breakfast and morning coffee while relieving your bowels.
“Ethan, what’s taking so long in the bathroom?” “Good Morning and God Bless, Hila!”
by AlwaysRepYourNaysh May 23, 2018
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