Gold Bidet

The act of using one's urine stream to rinse unwanted fecal matter off one's buttocks and anal region and after defecating.

There was no toilet paper so I had to give myself a Gold Bidet.

by BidenSniffsKids February 9, 2021

Scott Gold

An anti-Semitic name to use against a homosexual Jew whom is a con artist that lives off the government and does not work. Pedophilia is there hobby and worship Jeffrey Epstein. Kinda of a new term for a Epstein fanatic.

"Schlomo is such a Scott Gold, all he talks about is his dream to play Elton John songs on the piano for Rabbi Schmulee," said Dobi

by Brock Diggler October 7, 2025

All that glitters is not gold

Something's attractive exterior does not always indicate what it is really made of.

The teenager with the fancy car and designer clothes learned a hard lesson when he realized all that glitters is not gold – his parents were struggling financially to keep up appearances.

by Arminkshipper July 5, 2024

Gold waffle

To bullshit your way to the top.

I mean if you put my assignment in a toasting pan thing you'd discover it's a gold waffle

by Unknownwaffle July 9, 2020

gold coast suns

The Gold Coast Suns are a foopy team in Queensland that like to lend their toys to their friends, but never receive anything back for them. They are kind hearted, who always want the best for others.

Yo Timmy, the Gold Coast Suns just gave me this teddy bear, and didn’t ask for anything back!

by Bob - Your uncle November 23, 2021

The Dirty Gold Miner

When you find a dirty homeless girl and take her home to clean her up. After she is throughly washed up you begin to get intimate once you have reached climax you yell Eureka!!

Hey see that homeless girl over there she’d be perfect for The Dirty Gold Miner.

by The-Hash-Slinging-Slasher October 22, 2025

gold boys

magnums condoms as they come in gold colored packs

John: where are you going?
Bruce: I’m going to pick up some gold boys because Keisha is coming over

by Charged Up April 29, 2021