glass packed muffler

When a glass dildo shatters inside during use

1: where were you yesterday?

2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔

1: type shit

by Theseriouser November 30, 2024

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Glasses

Apparently, Kimberly Acosta (the other half of Kimberdek and the other half of Derek's heart) thinks Derek Lucio (her husband/boyfriend in dating) is cute when he wears his glasses. So, the code name for him is "Glasses".

OOOOHHHHH, KIMBERLY, GLASSES IS WEARING HIS GLASSES!!!!!

Kimberly: look, derek looks so cute right now! He should wear his glasses all the time!!
Me: ugh

by eirdua-eiram sllim :DDD March 15, 2022

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no soul glasses

When you wear sunglasses that blocks people from seeing your eyes and soul in public areas they can't see where you are looking, or if you are looking at them

Dang she is wearing her no soul glasses

by Sfn June 30, 2016

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Safety Glass

the 'money shot', ejaculation

ZOMG! The doggie just safety glassed all over the groomer's face... luckily the on-lookers were spared.

by Capn' Poot Poot September 8, 2011

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dropping glass

When you drop ass but accidentally poop out the meth from your prison wallet

Alejandro thought he was gonna rip a SBD, but he ended up dropping glass right in front of the guards

by MKUltr4 April 2, 2019

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glass clarinet

A colloquialism for a glass bong. This term is used when the substance being smoked in cannabis, as opposed to other agents. The term is thought to have originated in southeastern Connecticut

I was driving down the highway with my best bro and thought I smelled marijuana coming from the car in front of me. I pull up next to the guy and he's playing the glass clarinet!

by Huffle-Puff-Daddy September 11, 2016

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