fucking bleeps 

The vocal reaction you have when you're totally pissed off after hearing one too many bleeps while watching an R-rated film on a "family" channel.

I was really looking forward to seeing this movie, but all these fucking bleeps are driving me crazy!

fucking bleeps by backinbowl February 20, 2010

Fucking The What 

A phrase used to describe something worthy of a "WTF"

Holy shit, that video is fucking the what!

Fucking The What by ohmygaditsaufo!! March 23, 2010

Fucking Uphill 

When you are banging a girl while standing up that is taller than you.

Tom: "I'd hit that standing up."
Steve:"How? She's like a foot taller than you."
Tom: "Easy. I'll be fucking uphill!"

Fucking Uphill by Djsparty May 11, 2010

fucking the oesophagus 

An alternative saying for deepthroat coz when a girl does deepthroat it's like she's taking it down to her oesophagus or windpipe whatever you guys call it

Female Pornstar: Hey you wanna deepthroat me?

Male Pornstar: You mean if i wanna be fucking the oesophagus then kneel down and open wide

fucking the oesophagus by Arfbizit April 28, 2011

fucking flowers 

when a fairy comes and fucks the flower and thn the world explodes

haay look at that "fucking flowers"!!

fucking flowers by gabbadABBA October 14, 2011

Fucking shitload

Another variable of the term 'shitload'

Using the wording 'fucking' multiplies the original amount to the tenth power.
Example: I have a fucking shitload of apples would mean that I have a considerable more amount of apples that just saying that I have a shitload of apples

Fucking shitload by fukhead October 12, 2011

Fucking Draper 

Drink - Alcoholic

Usually preceeded by the words: "I'M FUCKING READY, WHO THE FUCKS READY, I'M FUCKING READY"

1 pint of Stella Artois with a double Sambuca.

Mixed in the same glass.

To be drunk immediately, in one.

"Bartender.... one Fucking Draper please"

"I'M FUCKING READY, WHO THE FUCKS READY, I'M FUCKING READY"

Fucking Draper by ifuckpeople October 28, 2011