Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest GYAT known to man covered in oil.

Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up?
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

Evan

This name is for someone who will love you with all their heart and is legit the nicest person but if you break up with them or stop your friendship they will not be texting you back, asking to be friends again, talking to you, or anything else. Prepare for your entire relationship to end. Because they don’t need time or an apology. Their mind is made up on the spot.

Me: “evan I’m sorry about what I did can we please be friends again”

Evan: “that’s great…” *walks away*

by Lily the sunflower March 21, 2023

Evan

A smart very intelligent black man that is very athletic

Evan is very smart and intelligent.

by vv April 25, 2022

Evan Primavera

one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. he's cute, sweet, funny and all around perfect. and I bet he has a huge penis !

wow Evan Primavera is so hot.
I wanna have sexual relations with him

by evanananan November 8, 2016

Evan

Evan is the kind of guy who not only loves hitting up the hottest shops but also knows how to enjoy a good time in the bedroom. His idea of a perfect day involves a mix of indulging in retail therapy and receiving enthusiastic attention in the form of getting his dick suck. With a knack for combining his passions, Evan ensures that both his shopping bags and his intimate moments are equally satisfying.
He’s also really smart but really annoying when we don’t get what he wants.

Also be careful of the Evan, he’s a cheater and you have to be tough with him to make sure that he stay loyal to you.

I love you Evan
Daddy Noah.

What’s Evan’s personality like?

Noah: oh… Well

by NoahMiguelrz August 26, 2024

Evan .D

If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.

Sam: ooh look its evan .d

Olivia: erm
Sam: hess so fittt

by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020

Evan

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, artistic, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. He also likes to tease his friends a lot. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make an impact for the better. He puts others before himself and he is often sinking in some form of depression. He is usually a pretty famous person on social media, most Evans have over 1k+ followers on social platforms.

"Who is that guy?"
"Oh, I'm pretty sure his name is Evan."
"Holy shit, that face is damn sexy, no homo."
"Yeah, it is, I wanna be that dude."
"Same here."

by TotallyNotTyme December 18, 2018