Usually short but always funny like most Ethan’s he’s also extremely good at mobile games but not really console or pc. Ethan Garnett is always right and a perfect friend
Ethan Garnett is a midget
by Yote the boat January 23, 2019
by Big nob Johnny January 23, 2020
Get the Ethan Morrow mug.
Ethan Crafton is a bad baseball player. His entire personality usually revolves around his best friend. He tells his family they are just friends…but we know the truth…other than that he is great…sometimes…
by Ethan Crafton hater May 24, 2023
The hottest fucking guys are named Ethan Califf and bonus points if they are a pitcher. Ethan Califf is one of the best looking guys to ever exist.
by Slut for Timothee Chalamet May 18, 2022
by Zlatana.dt..is..my..ig.. November 23, 2017
Long and lanky. Originating from the land of the corn, Ethan Stiller is a mysterious creature who lurks in lonely classrooms in search of WebAssign answers. If you are fortunate enough to see an Ethan in the wild, ask him about ants.
I found the answer key to the WebAssign and gave it to Ethan Stiller. Suddenly I don't get corn stuck in my teeth.
by missnalyss February 15, 2022