Dock Blocked

When one can’t dock a bikeshare bike because all the spaces are full in the station where you want to stop. When a bikeshare biker takes the last dock in a station preventing you from docking.

I was on time for work until some asshole dock blocked me and had bike three blocks to the next station.

by estowista October 5, 2011

documentia

a mental illness that exists in the business world where someone, usually a manager, falsely believes that documentation will not only solve all possible problems that may occur, but also produce employees with an identical skill set and complete knowledge on the subject documented.

John's documentia led him to believe that servers would never crash and websites would always be available, even though Isaac had never completed the proper documentation.

by Hans Blixx December 3, 2013

doctor x

Bastard motherfucking cunt

That wanker was a satanic Doctor X!

by DOCTORXXX June 17, 2016

Docking

Docking is when two men join together in an unbreakable bond.....
By sliding ones slug skin over the others button mushroom they become docked ,similar to the modules on the international space station....

Johnny boy Docked Edwards button mushroom deep within his old slug skin and thrust like a badger in a trap thus docking like a legend

by Shabberswittsy July 23, 2017

Doctor

Someone in porn movie who examines women's breasts for no reason.

"Doctor I have a headache"
"Oh, take off your bra let's see what's the matter."

by Thisislifesmeaning November 5, 2019

Cock Doctor

Someone who engages in sexual behaviour with members of the same sex.

"Susith is such a cock doctor!"

by TimmyN August 20, 2008

boat docks

When a man's hairline recedes above his temples only.

When you look at a man from the top of his head and his hairline is shaped like an "M". The "boat docks" are the part of the hairline that is pulling away from the forehead.

by fnkymuzik November 12, 2013