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Coffee Rent

The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.

Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.

Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.
"Let's go study at the cafe down the street."
"No thanks, I can't afford the coffee rent"
by Wooden Leg Named Smyth September 1, 2011
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kitchen and coffee

To have sex in a kitchen anally, while having diarrhea all over the kitchen counter.
Me and my wife decided to do kitchen and coffee when the kids were at school.
by UndertaleFandomSucksAss May 13, 2016
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Clay Coffee

some ugly ahh kid who smells like Clayton’s sweaty pits
Clay Coffee: I enjoy smelling like shit all the time!
by ton_of_clay May 31, 2024
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Cumming in your coffee

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”
Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.
by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024
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Coffee

i want coffee
by Ur mum and ur dad gey together October 17, 2019
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Analog Coffee

The best coffee you will EVER have!
Hey, wanna come with us to get some Analog Coffee?
by Coffee Lover 5000 July 26, 2019
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degaf coffee

saying to describe a state of not caring anymore (DGAF)
"I can't bring myself to study for finals, I've drunk too much degaf coffee"
by stels3 June 15, 2025
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