Clapping the Goose

To vigorously masturbate.

"I caught ol' Nick in their clapping the goose after hours in the employee bathroom."

by Goose-Grappler-27 January 18, 2019

Clapped

Fucking ugly

Your mum is so fucking clapped my g

by Clapped2.0 August 5, 2022

Clapped

Fckin Dumb and Stoopid

Muneeb from pabbi is a clapped guy.

by nothimTBH June 2, 2021

the clap

a kinder, less-harsh way of saying someone has had sex so many times they probably have aids

Person 1-"Bro her body count is 37 and she's only 15"
Person 2- "Holy shit, she probably got the clap

by brickanny April 6, 2025

Monkey Clap

When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.

HOLY SHIT! Did you just see that baby get monkey clapped by the homeless guy?

by #1 Monkey Clapper April 22, 2024

clapped

daniel stefanof

ur so daniel clapped

by viktor7899 July 7, 2018

sap clap

When a toadie praises someone in a position of power.

I don't need a sap clap every now and then. I just need the facts from someone with a backbone.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019