The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

breath burglar

Someone who is of no use whatsoever, resulting in the incidental theft of oxygen that might be useful to others.

"You're such a breath burglar!" exclaimed Andy, after discovering Matt had left the beer behind.
useless dead weight

by Reigun November 1, 2013

Shard Breath

When someones breath smells like death after smoking meth.

Damn I have shard breath...again.

by gackhead December 5, 2010

baited breath

Someone who is antagonistic and seeks to disrupt waits with baited breath ready to cast out words that entice a haughty response for the purpose of further feeding more responses into a feeding frenzy of chaotic frustration and angst.

The internet troll waits for you with baited breath.

by HeyRay September 11, 2020

Dragons breath

Taking a fat rip and then taking a shot right after then blowing out the rip

I'm about to do a dragons breath boiiis

by ScaryTerry132 May 13, 2022

Side Chick Breath

Side Chick Breath is a combination puppy breath and newborn baby breath but with a touch of spice or “heat”.

After my fifth Old Fashion , the more I could smell the faint sweet scent of side chick breath from the hotties at the bar.

by Fatphil July 31, 2022

Breathe

what i call people with abscesses.

Person 1: do you have an abscess?
Person 2: yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now a breathe.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025