a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)
Hey Miles! why didn't you come out to the family breakfast this morning?
Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.
Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.
by qwimple April 17, 2011
Get the beat off breakfastmug. by chants_UwU May 18, 2022
Get the can't beat the beatermug. having really good sex
by fashionista101 May 4, 2008
Get the beat the pussy upmug. The cakes refer to the Vagina, and a man takes part in beating her cakes by fucking so hard that slapping sounds occur.
Damn Guy i beat her cakes so hard i have rashes everywhere.
DUUUUDE...I would beat her cakes anytime.
DUUUUDE...I would beat her cakes anytime.
by Jack Gnoff June 30, 2006
Get the beat her cakesmug. Ok, its when you wear a Confederate flag on your chest, and you quickly put on country music (Sweet Home Alabama works great!) And then you quickly beat up the closest person near you.
My head still fucking hurts from when Phil beat my ass when he put that Confederate flag on his chest and then put on Sweet Home Alabama! He gives one mean Southern Beat-Down!
by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007
Get the Southern Beat-Downmug. A really good track.
by ナカVÆLON April 14, 2021
Get the A dope ass beatmug. To beat some slime punk so that they ain't got no notion of what's going on and they are just left left laying there doing nothing!!!
by IGKYA53 December 1, 2013
Get the beat you senselessmug.